Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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I like to eat people

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Turn around.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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