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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Two women were sitting quietly.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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