- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

The Irish man was sober.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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