What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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oh hiya come in

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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stop it ryan vallee

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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