Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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That's Racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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