What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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gay rights

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Guess what? No.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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