Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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