if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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