"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Does this napkin chloroform?

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

SC Johnson a Family Company

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Knock knock Come In.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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