On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Your mother is a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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