Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Your mother

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

whats better than 24................. 25

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

knock knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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