Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Gabe Mercado

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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A jew went to Germany.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

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