A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Can you see this brett? Connor

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Yes. Just Yes.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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