Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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