What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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