A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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