- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Hi Jacob You cool

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

c+t+c?

Whats White and sticky? Semen

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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