- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Barack Obama

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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