- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why was Timmy sad?

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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