- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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