- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What sucks?

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Hellen Keller

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

George Bush does not care about black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Don't think of granny porn

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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