A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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kiss me?

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Flab

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Gabe Mercado

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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