A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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