What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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My butt!!!!

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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