Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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OGC - tilt your head

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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