What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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PUDDING

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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