What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Penis!

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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The penn state football administration

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