What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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