No it isn't.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Flab

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

rape that shit

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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