How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Penis-Pump

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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gay rights

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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