What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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