What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Canada

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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