- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Is this a chair?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What is worse than hell?

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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