- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Romney 2012

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A British man walks into a dental office.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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