What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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hi

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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