- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

What abou three times

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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