- Anti Joke

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Hey

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Susie has Autism

poop

Chuck Norris.

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