Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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