what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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T-Dog scare me

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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