Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Rebecca Black

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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