A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

thumb_up thumb_down +1

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

thumb_up thumb_down +1

YOLO

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

42

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops