Rebecca Black

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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