Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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women have rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Do you need any assistance?

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