Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What's up? A direction...

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Hello

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Sarah Palin is President

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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