- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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