What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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