- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What is worse than hell?

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Justin Bieber having an erection.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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