- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

OGC - tilt your head

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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