Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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World Peace

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Looks through the peephole.

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Anti Joke

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