What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Gestapo.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Ouch.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Period Blood

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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